Grammar Police

me: I don't want anyone but my family to know that I am hungry for compliments
 Sent at 2:52 PM on Monday
 usman:  i see
she really like your profile
and I keep telling you the same things
on paper your the most ideal candidate any university is looking for
its just how you execute now
will determine your admission
you have great experience
well rounded personality(not literally)
 me:  the grammatical errors in your sentences above are blowing my mind
 usman:  lol
 Sent at 3:01 PM on Monday